Archive - Very Long Press

The Masturbation Pocket

I imagined myself getting fired 100 different ways. Surely it would happen soon; a curious crowd grew around my mistake.

Feb 13, 2022 •

January 2022

Watch now (7 min) | A series of overly dramatic comparisons between Apollo 13 and our work as product designers.

Jan 20, 2022 •

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November 2021

Google Gave Us a Building

We couldn't ride the shuttles or eat at the cafes, but the building was ours.

Nov 22, 2021 •

Why I Drink Coffee Everyday

A battle between my body and mind have always kept espresso just out of reach. Yet still, coffee is the mind filler.

Nov 11, 2021 •

Commuting to Facebook

Much ado has been made about the tech industry's private transit system. As a passenger, it probably isn't anything like you imagine.

Nov 7, 2021 •

Investor Meeting Seating

Despite the outsized impact room-layout can have on investor outcomes, their configuration is often haphazard. I have been documenting my findings for…

Nov 1, 2021 •

There is one common form of critique which I think is misguided: counting taps.

Nov 1, 2021 •

The Hidden Variable in Opportunity Cost

It’s wise to constantly evaluate the opportunity cost of your job.

Nov 1, 2021 •

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